What have I learned to from the experience of running again after two or three years? Bulletpoints!
- There is no god.
- There. Is. No. God.
- My body is incapable of producing endorphins at the current distances.
- It is, however, very capable at producing: pain, high blood pressure, more pain, unnatural amounts of sweat, minor headache and did I already mention pain?
- THERE IS NO GOD.
The distance I ran was actually pretty decent. A whopping 1.6 km with uphilly and downhilly surfaces.
Here's a map of the circuit I have dubbed "The Medium Circuit":
(Clicky to enlargy! Those with keen eyes and Google Translate abilities can see that the circuit totals at about 650 meters, I ran two and a half circuits, also, you can figure out where I live, anonymity on the Internet is so hard to accomplish :( )
What am I doing now? Ranting on the Internet and binging on bananas and grapes.
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